Privacy Policy

Who we are

Hi. Larry Nocella here. I like to write. Now With REAL News is a satire & parody & comedy news site. Our website address is:

Your data is not collected and stored. Some automated software between this site and your browser may be tracking you at some point, but it is not intentionally added by Now With REAL News. We just want to write and laugh, we don’t want to track you. Thanks.


We don’t want your data, so we don’t collect it except in the case of a email newsletter, but to get on that list you must voluntarily add your email. Comments are disabled because that’s too much work to administer. If you want to comment, please share on your favorite social media and add your thoughts, just link back. Please do not send your writing to us. We’re not accepting submissions. Don’t mean to be harsh but we don’t want to be accused of stealing ideas.

Amazon Associates / Affiliate Ads

This site uses Amazon Associates / Affiliate ads. Those ads may access cookies has placed on your device. If you click an ad and buy something from Amazon, we may receive a small percentage of the sale at no extra cost to you. The owners of this site do not store that data or sell it.

What personal data we collect and why we collect it


Comments are disabled on this entire site.

Contact forms


Comments are disabled throughout this entire site. The site or automated software and Amazon ads may add save your data in cookies, but the operators of the site do not.

Embedded content from other websites

Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.

These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.


Who we share your data with

We don’t want your data, so we don’t collect it except in the case of a email newsletter, but to get on that list you must voluntarily add your email. You can cancel that newsletter at any time. We don’t share that data with anyone.

How long we retain your data

Comments are disabled on this entire site.

For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information.

Your contact information

Contact; NowWithREALNews (at)


Akismet is an anti-spam service. It may collect your data but we don’t ask for it and don’t use it or sell it. We collect information about visitors who comment on Sites that use our Akismet anti-spam service. The information we collect depends on how the User sets up Akismet for the Site, but typically includes the commenter’s IP address, user agent, referrer, and Site URL (along with other information directly provided by the commenter such as their name, username, email address, and the comment itself).